“You’re a lawyer?”
Ashley asked, gently stroking Tobias’ arm. “Do
you find your job interesting?”
“I do. I have a real
appreciation for law and justice in general. Although, the public at large can
be a bit critical.”
“You’re talking to a
blonde, trust me, I understand. In fact, I’ll bet you there are more blonde
jokes than lawyer jokes.”
“Oh yeah? You really
think so?” Tobias challenged. Ashley grinned and shook her head as she
sipped from the fruity cocktail in front of her. “Alright, you’re on. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a
leech? After you die, a leech stops bleeding you dry.”
“Why do blondes wear
underwear? To keep their ankles warm,” Ashley retorted.
“What’s the difference
between a lawyer and God? God doesn't think he’s a lawyer.”
“How do you make a
blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.”